I do, mofos.

To answer all inevitable questions:

I’m a Theatre major from Southern California.

No, I do not want to be an actor.

Yes, I realize that I could do theatre without getting a degree in Theatre. I am not slow, nor will I ever respect you again if you point that out.

I have an eternal vendetta against film students.

I believe that English majors will never entirely “get” Shakespeare.

I am also an English major (but it’s not like I go around telling people that).

Yes, I realize that the “shrew” part of this blog is ironic, and if you don’t get it… God, what are you doing here?

I’m Sam (BA Theatre), and I approve this message.

SHREW YOU, BITCHES.